RIP Fake British Tooth: March 4- June 25, 2008

A tragic tale of woe, my half a British tooth has escaped from its perch on the tattered stump that used to be a whole tooth! Someone write an opera, stat! First my gnome, now my tooth- I shall faint dramatically *tiny violin plays*. I might have gotten too cocky with the biting into fruit, with dire, horrible, funny results! Dentist time! Here's the photo we took in London- it looks exactly the same (no!)

The battered housewife look- HOT!

Break-o Tooth-o

THANK YOU SAMANTHA! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! xxx

2 pence mad.

Dear Samantha/SOPRESA,

I found both of them.  UGH.  Just you wait...

ciaociaociaociaociao,

am/facevo

Goddamn heat! and: Gnome help!

Comrades, in this time of horrible killer heat, MS Paint and I have come up with some sort of non-gas using cooling bubble to help us survive! First we must rob a bubble person- yes, we. The rest is self explanatory...



Business the second: Remember my replacement Steve gnome, Fetus?


Bonding with my replacement dead child is going well! I took him to Niagara Falls, but I forgot my camera, so I have no proof. Anyways, he is still pasty white, and I am requesting gnome decorating help from you fabulous people- only the fabulous ones! His squicky name will also change once he..blooms!

British professor gnome?
Drag queen gnome?
Prom queen gnome? Leather queen gnome? Soprano gnome? Classic gnome? This dilemma keeps me up at night...

Giglio Island 2: Daniel's Revenge

Again, click on them for giganticism.

PS Did we all get our green Post Bac certificates?