Goddamn heat! and: Gnome help!

Comrades, in this time of horrible killer heat, MS Paint and I have come up with some sort of non-gas using cooling bubble to help us survive! First we must rob a bubble person- yes, we. The rest is self explanatory...



Business the second: Remember my replacement Steve gnome, Fetus?


Bonding with my replacement dead child is going well! I took him to Niagara Falls, but I forgot my camera, so I have no proof. Anyways, he is still pasty white, and I am requesting gnome decorating help from you fabulous people- only the fabulous ones! His squicky name will also change once he..blooms!

British professor gnome?
Drag queen gnome?
Prom queen gnome? Leather queen gnome? Soprano gnome? Classic gnome? This dilemma keeps me up at night...