Business the second: Remember my replacement Steve gnome, Fetus?
Bonding with my replacement dead child is going well! I took him to Niagara Falls, but I forgot my camera, so I have no proof. Anyways, he is still pasty white, and I am requesting gnome decorating help from you fabulous people- only the fabulous ones! His squicky name will also change once he..blooms!
British professor gnome?
Drag queen gnome?Prom queen gnome? Leather queen gnome? Soprano gnome? Classic gnome? This dilemma keeps me up at night...
4 comments:
i think you need an italian: sexy, handsome, possibly gay, but could go either way
Possibly- I don't want to carry a sex gnome around with me! He's kind of like Danny DeVito with a beard.
Danny DeVito with a beard is sexy!!! Id do him.
Mmmm, I would too! Brilliant, I shall carry an instant aphrodisdiac wherever I go- the Danny DeVito gnome!
Have you seen the Funny or Die video where the producers of his show have to blow Danny DeVito? His wife always cracks me up!
www.funnyordie.com/videos/60d14b6331
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