Monday, November 10, 2008

Hannibal made me cry!

No, not as much cry as a blubbering lament, or with some tearing up, much like when I watch The Notebook. There was also happy squealing and clapping during the Florence parts. Many years ago, I saw Hannibal a hundred billion times-it was my high school love and I drew so many Hannibal/Inspector Pazzi cartoons!-, but not since then. I should have held a screening of this movie, then we would have all gone out for fun reenactments! Boo, it's actually worse than I remember. The killer pigs are always fun, though. Let us enjoy these pics of Hannibal the cannibal prowling around our beloved city

*some of the stills are from this odd Hollywood Jesus site, which was the only place that had a still of the good Inspector hanging and disembowelled from the Palazzo Vecchio.
Double boo- there were zillions of Hannibal websites way back when- I had the FBI list with Hannibal as my desktop forever, and my mouse arrow was the Hannibal eye, and when my computer came on it uttered "Well hello, Clarice" when I turned it on! Ah, 2001.




Ooh, these two pics are an adorable pairing! Inspector Pazzi decides to capture Hannibal on his own. Clarice called to warn him that it really wasn't a good idea. The inspector goes to a lecture Hannibal is giving at the Palazzo Vecchio, and he has two police people waiting outside, but Hannibal is on to him, and in his own deliciously smooth way, projected a giant picture of a Pazzi ancestor being hung and disembowelled from that little balcony that I always wanted to stand on and make proclomations, then pulled out his ether rag and that's how he ended up like that! Then Clarice phoned again and Hannibal answered ("I'm afraid you've caught me at a rather awkward moment"). He gives him back his phone after, though. It's only polite.


"Bowels in or bowels out?". Then- swoosh!

Did any of us buy a fedora?






I shall end with the adorable twosome themselves. Clearly they are meant for each other, as this picture illustrates, and the crazy fangirl sites squee. Meh, who am I to judge? He did chop his hand off instead of hers in this scene. Then he fed brains to a child on an airplane. She can do better!

Friday, October 24, 2008

I'm still alive!

Hey Everyone !

I haven't checked our post bacc blog in ages!!! It's so nice to hear, about everyone and Amy's new friends. Just checked Lorenzo's Flickr page, it's pretty funny to see all the new post-baccs! They're all girls! It's strange to see that we were all there a year ago! Check it out, there's also a few pictures at Margherita's studio, too bad she didn't take us there! It's so nice to hear from Colin, hope he's rocking those t-shirts. Talking about t-shirts, scarves and what not, I've been selling a lot of scarves, I'm making also in collaboration with an emerging artist gallery  in Boston. I've been producing a lot, plus getting into shows. I'm fascinated with lithography, plus I found a great and fast way to produce them. Colin, I can definitely say that I've become the Litho Queen! Soon, I'll post some pictures up. I really miss hanging out with you all, we have to come up with a reunion party some day! Amanda, I know you live in Somerville, let's catch up in one of these days. Samantha, I wish you all the best in Italy, make sure you eat a lot of ribolitta for all of us. That's it for now, much love and peace for all of you!

Best, 

Ingrid 

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

officially back in my element

So this is my officially school has started post. And it's official, it's starting to kick my ass... and my work related metaphorical ass has gotten flabby and out of shape. But I'm really happy about it, I needed to get back to work! The kids in the program are great, I've totally settled into the city and my new life, I have so much family out here, it's kind of crazy how at home I feel and how much I'm loving it, and it all happen really fast.
It's good to be back around theater people! Although I really miss you all! It's exhausting to try to get to know 80 new people professionally and personally so fast. And I have to say, I'm having one of those weeks were I would trade all of these new theater friends I'm making right now for one good post-bac dinner at Quan's house.
I'm glad everyone is up to cool stuff! I'm glad the Samantha is rocking Firenze round 2! Only you could manage. I'm glad that there is once again a family of gnomes shower love on Amy. (you found the perfect outfit for your gnome fetus). And I'm glad Amanda is still hunting down the same artistic element You're gonna hit something even bigger soon. Daniel has his shows and open studios on two continents. I'm glad we all had our little team huddle before running off in our different directions.
Much love to you all, and I wish you the best!

Monday, September 22, 2008

My Three Gnomes (!!!!!!!!)


Oh my god! After the violent kidnapping of my dear Steve, I thought I could never love again *violins*. Now, three gnomes have found their way to their fabulous new mama!

Meet Frank Soprano Corleone, a gift from Lorenzo after my Steve tragedy. He is fabulously accessorized, and because I had to paint him with my withered hands, aged by the misery of my kidnapped child-gnome, I am truly his mama, and will melt into a bloody pile of organs and woe if he is ever kidnapped. He might want to open his own little clothing line for gnomes- he's fabulous, dahlings!


What Not to Wear tells us the accessories and little embellishments are what makes an outfit.

He went shopping with Steve's long lost identical twin, and they probably had a bitch fight before buying the same hat

Yes, Steve's long lost identical twin brother! He, too, found the courage to escape from his overbearing Jewish mother, but then his plane crashed on an island and he got amnesia, then he married the twin of the most powerful man in town, who promptly banished him to a hole in the ground and tormented him in clown costumes, until Steve's long lost identical twin brother escaped and ended up on death row when his spouse was enraged that he left, and framed him for a series of gnome murders in Japan. He was bailed out by a mysterious benefactor and found his way to my loving...pocket earlier today. Hurrah!

It's just like I have my Steve back! I've been calling him Ricardo, then Vincent Price, and now Hugh. This is serious business! Steve 2 needs a name! Also, I dearly miss Passions and haven't found a replacement campy show- CSI: Miami is as close as I came, but it's...you know. Not...a good show.


Gnome #3 came in birthday present form- he's stuck on a yellow mug, but he's loved just as much! He also came with a name-Marcel- so I don't have to do that. I have a French gnome! Bonjour, Marcel!

Family portrait! We're the picture of happiness! I shall get a van, and we can drive around playing gigs as a gnome family band- I call us the Hart-Skinners, so Lexie has no choice but to join us. No disputing. Tra la la la!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

HI HI ALL!!!

HELLO EVEryONE!

Well most of you know, I am back in the country of wine, pasta, and expresso, jealous COLIN (HEE HEE), I have been here now two weeks and I am enjoying myself. Italy is not the same with all of you here! I walked past Quan's house the other day and wanted to ring the bell, just to see...lmao lmao Florence has not changed, although the street in front and to the left of the train station is torn apart, so much that only public buses are allowed thru! 

Luli is doing well. I missed him very much and was glad to see him. I have been going out to Prato to se him and running around Prato! His room mate is a bit of and asshole, so we try to go out as much as possible. But he is nice to me, because he thinks I will get the police involved, if anything should go wrong...lmao lmao lmao So I have him living in fear. He isnt that smart, considering Luli and myself are in the same document less boat as he is) so getting police involved would mean all of us leaving the country! lmao lmao 

I have posted pics on facebook of some of florence south! where I have found only ONE other american, older woman in her 40's married with a kid in about a mile radius!!! (GORLY!!!!!) 
Look to facebook to see! MISS U ALL!!!!!!!!!!

CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO 

Monday, August 25, 2008

Good Luck Samantha!

Good luck with this new journey you are taking! I know this is an amazing opportunity for you, and I wish you all the best. I am going to miss you like crazy. And I am so jealous you are going back! Eat some ribollita for me, and say hi to the people at Cellinis. And also say hi to Luli too! Love you, hun :)



<3am/facevo

Samantha leaves for Florence today, if you want to leave a message too, edit the post and add it at the end, or comment.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

new layout

just thought i would change things up a bit.

you like?

where is everybody?

ciao,
am

Friday, August 15, 2008

whatcha up to?

hey everybody :)

just thought i'd check in! i hope everyone is well. i pretty much miss everybody, and i am homesick for italy.

anyone working on new stuff these days? i finally went through some old images i had stored away on a harddrive, and decided to put them together to make a couple new images. i kinda broke some of my own rules for these by resizing and cropping some of the images in the layers. but rules were meant to be broken, and it felt kind of freeing in a way.





Works in progress of course. i know they are a little small to see all the details. i didn't want to take over the blog. if you wanna see bigger ones, i can email you the images, or go to my website. They are in the artwork section...the last 3.

if anybody has any new work they would like share, i'd love to see it. make a post, cuz that's what the blog is for.

ciao ciao bellisimi,
am

Friday, August 8, 2008

Oh yes, this message is for my roommate FACEVO! I went to canada and as we were about the cross the border i had to pee....so i got out of the car and ran into the exchange "hut", did my business, and as i was walking towards the door i saw it. It was calling my name. so i bought it and i ate it! lol  and it was sssssooooooo gooooooddddd!!! my prize sucked, but i enjoyed it anyway! 



Sunday, August 3, 2008

Colin sez...

"Is it slightly harder imagine the guy on the right doing all the same illegal things the guy on the left usually does?"









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?????????????!!!!!!!!! In answer to your question- Yes. The guy on the right does not do all the same illegal things the guy in the left usually does. Obviously.

xx

Saturday, August 2, 2008

It had to happen eventually...

Well, this decision was seven years in the making but it finally happened last night.





















So there you have it. Do I look slightly less conspicuous? Is it slightly harder imagine the guy on the right doing all the same illegal things the guy on the left usually does?
Figured you all would be interested in seeing that little change.

So, my late summer update is this. I've somehow managed to miss everyone that is just rolling through the city this summer... I've barely been in NYC, very strange. Sorry to everyone I've missed, especially because now I'm gonna be out in CA, making it much harder for northeast peoples to hang out.
Been spending a lot of time with the family, and the visiting extended family. Clearly I've been traveling a lot... i've seen 8 biscuits shows this summer.... (qualifying as addiction I think) including the last three at their anual festival on a biker ranch in upstate NY. It rules to go to a festival with no cops, and bathroom attendants that ride harley davidsons! Katy Gonda flew across the country to come catch these shows, it was absolutely fantastic!
Much love to you all! I'll post some when I get out to a new life in CA. (and get internet there).

Thursday, July 3, 2008

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYEAAAAAHHHHH

 OK all,

i am going back, yes it is official. I am going back August 25th, and i will be in Florence, until they kick me out of the country. lol 

I am going to be a nanny for a family that lives in the city center. the parents are divorced, the mom owns an italian school and the father is a trader (stocks? idk) they have 3 kids, 14, 11, and 8.....
I am excited!!!!!!! I am having alot of trouble being home. I can not get the hang of life after italy, so that is why i am going back.... So if anyone wants to join me :) come on over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

RIP Fake British Tooth: March 4- June 25, 2008

A tragic tale of woe, my half a British tooth has escaped from its perch on the tattered stump that used to be a whole tooth! Someone write an opera, stat! First my gnome, now my tooth- I shall faint dramatically *tiny violin plays*. I might have gotten too cocky with the biting into fruit, with dire, horrible, funny results! Dentist time! Here's the photo we took in London- it looks exactly the same (no!)

The battered housewife look- HOT!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Break-o Tooth-o

THANK YOU SAMANTHA! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! xxx



Thursday, June 12, 2008

2 pence mad.




Dear Samantha/SOPRESA,

I found both of them.  UGH.  Just you wait...

ciaociaociaociaociao,
am/facevo

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Goddamn heat! and: Gnome help!

Comrades, in this time of horrible killer heat, MS Paint and I have come up with some sort of non-gas using cooling bubble to help us survive! First we must rob a bubble person- yes, we. The rest is self explanatory...



Business the second: Remember my replacement Steve gnome, Fetus?


Bonding with my replacement dead child is going well! I took him to Niagara Falls, but I forgot my camera, so I have no proof. Anyways, he is still pasty white, and I am requesting gnome decorating help from you fabulous people- only the fabulous ones! His squicky name will also change once he..blooms!

British professor gnome?
Drag queen gnome?
Prom queen gnome? Leather queen gnome? Soprano gnome? Classic gnome? This dilemma keeps me up at night...

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Giglio Island 2: Daniel's Revenge

Again, click on them for giganticism.








PS Did we all get our green Post Bac certificates?

Friday, May 30, 2008

small update

hi all,


well i made it back to Oneida....and yes the family has me going everywhere and doing everything. so time to myself isnt an option.  now i am going back to work, yes i didnt want to go back, but they kept asking me to go sssssooooooo i start in 2 weeks. 

other then that, im missing Italy and Luli. He says ciao tutti and some other bad italian phrases, if you know what i mean (amanda) lol lol lol! he says he misses watching us act crazy. lmao lmao as did i! 


thats it from here. nothing new. 


ohhhh..... ok quick poll: how watched the season finale of LOST?????

i did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (THANKS QUAN) 

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Watch Your Bank Accounts!

Hey Everybody.

Well I have left Florence, but it appears my debit card hasn't.  Apparently my card had been "skinned" in the city, and the person decided to use it for the first time over Memorial Day weekend, charging enough to overdraw my account.  Apparently it takes 2 weeks for Citizens Bank to fix this problem, even though I am no longer in Italy and the charges are from there.  So keep an eye out.  No one else ever had my card because I dorkily wore a money belt.  However, my card has been cancelled, so that's the end of that.  They kind of picked the wrong account to mess with, because they wouldn't have been able to get very far anyway :-P

Other than that I am still job searching.  I am doing freelance stuff to keep me going while I am looking for jobs.  I have a phone interview tomorrow for a Marketing Assistant position.  Something will work out I'm sure.  Keep your fingers crossed!

I miss you guys.  I hope everything is well.  I am ready for summer!

ciaociao,
am

Friday, May 23, 2008

Geeks and Nerds

So, since there was some discussion amongst us over the past year about who is a geek and who is a nerd, I thought I would share this Op-Ed that I saw in the New York Times this morning.

Alpha Geeks by David Brooks


In 1950, Dr. Seuss published a book called “If I Ran the Zoo.” It contained the sentence: “I’ll sail to Ka-Troo, and bring back an IT-KUTCH, a PREEP, and a PROO, a NERKLE, a NERD, and a SEERSUCKER, too!” According to the psychologist David Anderegg, that’s believed to be the first printed use of the word “nerd” in modern English.

The next year, Newsweek noticed that nerd was being used in Detroit as a substitute for “square.” But, as Ander-egg writes in his book, “Nerds,” the term didn’t really blossom onto mass consciousness until The Fonz used it in “Happy Days” in the mid- to late-1970s. And thus began what you might call the ascent of nerdism in modern America.

At first, a nerd was a geek with better grades. The word described a high-school or college outcast who was persecuted by the jocks, preps, frat boys and sorority sisters. Nerds had their own heroes (Stan Lee of comic book fame), their own vocations (Dungeons & Dragons), their own religion (supplied by George Lucas and “Star Wars”) and their own skill sets (tech support). But even as “Revenge of the Nerds” was gracing the nation’s movie screens, a different version of nerd-dom was percolating through popular culture. Elvis Costello and The Talking Heads’s David Byrne popularized a cool geek style that’s led to Moby, Weezer, Vampire Weekend and even self-styled “nerdcore” rock and geeksta rappers.

The future historians of the nerd ascendancy will likely note that the great empowerment phase began in the 1980s with the rise of Microsoft and the digital economy. Nerds began making large amounts of money and acquired economic credibility, the seedbed of social prestige. The information revolution produced a parade of highly confident nerd moguls — Bill Gates and Paul Allen, Larry Page and Sergey Brin and so on.

Among adults, the words “geek” and “nerd” exchanged status positions. A nerd was still socially tainted, but geekdom acquired its own cool counterculture. A geek possessed a certain passion for specialized knowledge, but also a high degree of cultural awareness and poise that a nerd lacked.

Geeks not only rebelled against jocks, but they distinguished themselves from alienated and self-pitying outsiders who wept with recognition when they read “Catcher in the Rye.” If Holden Caulfield was the sensitive loner from the age of nerd oppression, then Harry Potter was the magical leader in the age of geek empowerment.

But the biggest change was not Silicon Valley itself. Rather, the new technology created a range of mental playgrounds where the new geeks could display their cultural capital. The jock can shine on the football field, but the geeks can display their supple sensibilities and well-modulated emotions on their Facebook pages, blogs, text messages and Twitter feeds. Now there are armies of designers, researchers, media mavens and other cultural producers with a talent for whimsical self-mockery, arcane social references and late-night analysis.

They can visit eclectic sites like Kottke.org and Cool Hunting, experiment with fonts, admire Stewart Brand and Lawrence Lessig and join social-networking communities with ironical names. They’ve created a new definition of what it means to be cool, a definition that leaves out the talents of the jocks, the M.B.A.-types and the less educated. In “The Laws of Cool,” Alan Liu writes: “Cool is a feeling for information.” When someone has that dexterity, you know it.

Tina Fey, who once was on the cover of Geek Monthly magazine, has emerged as a symbol of the geek who grows into a swan. There is now a cool geek fashion style, which can be found on shopping sites all over the Web (think Japanese sneakers and text-laden T-shirts). Schwinn now makes a retro-looking Sid/Nancy bicycle, which is sweet and clunky even though it has a faux-angry name. There are now millions of educated-class types guided by geek manners and status rules.

The news that being a geek is cool has apparently not permeated either junior high schools or the Republican Party. George Bush plays an interesting role in the tale of nerd ascent. With his professed disdain for intellectual things, he’s energized and alienated the entire geek cohort, and with it most college-educated Americans under 30. Newly militant, geeks are more coherent and active than they might otherwise be.

Barack Obama has become the Prince Caspian of the iPhone hordes. They honor him with videos and posters that combine aesthetic mastery with unabashed hero-worship. People in the 1950s used to earnestly debate the role of the intellectual in modern politics. But the Lionel Trilling authority-figure has been displaced by the mass class of blog-writing culture producers.

So, in a relatively short period of time, the social structure has flipped. For as it is written, the last shall be first and the geek shall inherit the earth.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Kellie Bible


I just finished reading "Invisible Monsters" by Chuck Palahniuk. I must share. From the first chapter I knew this was in Chuck's twisted way, the book of the Kellie. Here is a brief except:

"Another thing is no matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

Except for all this high drama, it's a really nice day. This is a warm, sunny day and the front door is open to the porch and the lawn outside. The fire upstairs draws the warm smell of the fresh-cut lawn into the foyer, and you can hear all the wedding guests outside. All the guests, they took the gifts they wanted, the crystal and silver and went out to wait on the lawn for the firemen and paramedics to make their entrance. Brandy, she opens one of her huge, ring-beaded hands and she touches the hole pouring her blood all over the marble floor.

Brandy, she says, "Shit. There's no way the Bon March? will take this suit back."

Evie lifts her face, her face a finger-painting mess of soot and snot and tears from her hands and screams, "I hate my life being so boring!"

Evie screams down at Brandy Alexander, "Save me a window table in hell!"

Tears rinse clean lines down Evie's cheeks, and she screams, "Girlfriend! You need to be yelling some back at me!"

As if this isn't already drama, drama, drama, Brandy looks up at me kneeling beside her. Brandy's aubergine eyes dilated out to full flower, she says, "Brandy Alex-ander is going to die now?""

It is a quick romp through the adventures of life. I can't recommend it enough.

Enjoy

Daniel


Saturday, May 17, 2008

Five minutes on MS Paint...

...and we have a family picture that we can frame and be proud of! You're welcome!


Friday, May 16, 2008

Ciao a tutti,

Check this competition out!
http://www.premioceleste.it/jb/webfiles/tm0v_English_%20Premio_Celeste.pdf
It might be the best thing you do today...

Hope everybody is well and enjoying life wherever you are

:-)

Margherita

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

last day

Hi all,

Today is my last day in Italy. I can not believe its finally come to an end. I will miss being here. Of course, as you all know, I am coming back in August. I am worried that Italy will not be the same.  I just wanted to let you ALL know, that I am glad I met every single one of you. And thank you for all the time shared. You are a crazy, fun loving, and caring group of individuals, and I wish I could take you all home and make you live near me. 

Remember, if any of you want to come back, HINT HINT HINT HINT, you have a place to stay and I drinking buddy! LMAO 

Ciao ciao ciao,

Samantha 

Friday, May 9, 2008

Amy's Death Watch: Day 9

*Admitted drama queen post: Ever since before I stepped off the airplane, I have been ravaged by a mysterious and surely fatal cough- the frigid hand of death is grasping at me! Here I lie, on my deathbed, gently dabbing away the lung I coughed up moments before...I did cough up blood this morning, so I'll stop being stubborn and go to the doctor- ah, I don't have enough ID to replace my government health card. Those wallet-snatching bastards killed both me and Steve! So if I disappear mid-post, or altogether, it's because I'll be dead. Just a heads up!

In the spirit of my death, I'm posting these photos that were taken four years ago- the first one is part of my vampire/necrophilia series (ah, I was so young!), and the next one is me pretending to be Ophelia, in a bathtub in a friend's backyard, and her 7-year old daughter was throwing fake blood and daisy chains on me- good times!



Wednesday, May 7, 2008

OK all, 

Well yesterday was the end of our world tour. We made it back, in one piece, to Florence, yesterday evening, where we were greeted by Luli, :)  Everyone was wrong, yes Colin this does include you! LMAO LMAO LMAO You were totally wrong. No zombies for me or Quan. 

Quan left this morning, sad but true, and now it is only Daniel and I in the city. which Daniel, I do not have your number because I am an idiot, so please call me, if you would like to to and do something. I am down for whatever, just have me in before 10pm. LOL I may turn into a pumpkin.


I miss you all terribly. I miss, making crazy and dramatic, stories up with Amy. I miss my XXX conversations wit Venezia. I miss FACEVO, and all the stupid things we laugh at. I miss Colin's unpredictability, and constant need of coffee and smokes.  Daniel's conversations!


COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( 


At some point I would love to do a world tour and see everyone. I hope we can make this happen.  Maybe we can pick a tropical island, :) and get tan and drink on the beach all day!!!

Think about it! lmao lmao 

Ciao ciao ciao ciao 

Samantha 

On the way to PRAHA
Tilt your head to the left, and you can see the city of Praha. 
The castle, AKA my house
The fountain of youth. lol 
This is the Holocost memorial in the city center. The blocks go from 6inches tall to 12 feet tall. 
Dead man's land: this area is between west berlin and east berlin, you if were caught in this area, you were shot by the army. 
Where the wall use to be.
The city